March 21, 2005

This is a really interesting period of my life. The public is discovering that our Republic is run by fags and Jesus freaks, the President is stealing the Treasury for his retirement fund, we are losing the war in Iraq, the PRC is threatening to dump our dollars and ruin us, gas will go to $5 a gallon, our Senate is wasting time trying to pose as saviors of a brain-dead turnip in Florida, we have no oil coming in and they are going to drill everywhere possible, including downtown Houston and Arlington Cemetery, it’s very clear that Bush and Rove have perverted and bought out the media wholesale so that no one believes what any of them say anymore, the religious wierdos are trying to force their fairy tale nonsense on everyone else, there is a growing frenzy in the White House to manufacture some “terrorist” incident so that doubting Americans can return to worship at Bush’s shrine, our “allies” are leaving our Coalition in droves, we bribed the Italian Prime Minister to stay with us, ( the Poles and Ukrainians can easily be bribed with the chump change in Bush’s living room couch), thousands of soldiers are deserting, shooting themselves in the feet or fleeing to Ireland or Canada, Jeff Gannon and Ken Lay are threatening to “tell all’ if Bush doesn’t do something nice for them. Like pardon them and rehire them. This list goes on and on and now you see why I call this the Monkey Palace.

If the Bush supporters in Iowa could spend one day in this place, they would reregister Communist and chase Bush, Fat Karl and others down Pennsylvania Avenue armed with farm implements. Fat Karl would be the first to collapse and the mob would be carrying bits and pieces of him around the Mall on pikes. FOX would go into mourning and the pathetic “Ann Coulter” would go back to the family pig farm in tears. Yesterday, I encountered a staffer, an older woman with sensible shoes and a cat at home named ‘Mr. Wumples’ who actually cried in my office because she discovered certain very ugly things about Her Sacred President. She may quit and take up work as a crematory operator. I always say you get what you pay for and when the Fiscal End Days come upon us and Bush is safe from extradition in his new tica in Costa Rica, that loud noise in the background is me laughing because all of my money is tied up in gold and euros.

March 16, 2005

The clock is ticking on the Chinese ultimatum over the question of US support for Taiwan. Bush is inclined to “call the chink’s bluff” but others are not as confident. The counter-attack, viz: "We won’t do any more business with you and pull your economic rug right out from under you if you don’t back down,” is not going to work. Also, Bush’s plan to pour money into India (he ought to, because they are getting all of our technical jobs now) as a counter-balance to the PRC is not going to work either. India has the population but not the resources and the Chinese are homogeneous and very focused. Japan is too tied to the US to be of much use any more and China is pissed off over Japanese rumblings about increasing their military power in an arena that China now views as its very own. They both hate each other and are starting to renew their old quarrels albeit less violently. China sees that Japan, and possibly Korea, will support Taiwan and are now getting ready to flex their muscles. The government of Taiwan, hopefully believing in unquestioned US military support (as it has for decades) is probably due for a very nasty surprise. First off, if the PRC makes good on its threats to dump dollars, the US economy will tank almost at once because others will rush to dump their dollars and not be caught with the very dirty end of the stick. However, the joker in this deck is Bush who is liable to do almost anything except the rational thing. We are no longer a manufacturing country but a debtor country and China’s economy is booming. If they take over Taiwan, they can add their industrial development to their own and emerge from a short, nasty and fratricidal war , way ahead of everyone else. The PRC holds all the aces in this game and all Bush can do is to hope for a good bluff. I learned a long time ago not to play poker with the Chinese. They don’t move unless they are certain of their hand and they will play it. More later…

March 12, 2005

The hot topic here today, and probably for a week or so, isn’t the Gannon scandal which has more or less died away. Gannon has been quiet and no one here in the White House even remembers who he was. Officially.

The concern here is the PRC. They have been annoyed with Bush for his clumsy and arrogant behavior towards not only them but just about everyone else. Bush is pig-headed and totally devoid of any diplomatic skills. Rice in narrow-minded and clever but inflexible. The problem is that the PRC has always believed that Taiwan was a part of China and must eventually be reunited. This does not sit well with the people of Taiwan and there has been ongoing tension. To show how clever he was, Bush sent US naval units to the area last year and in essence stuck his tongue out at the mainland Chinese. Now, Beijing has retaliated. They have warned Bush, through the DoS that they would no longer tolerate any interference by the Bush Administration in their problems with Taiwan and they went on to <>demand<>, not request, that Bush back off.

He was told, again, not asked, that if he did not make a public statement to the effect that the United States believed that the problems between the two entities could be solved between them and wished to remain strictly neutral, they would retaliate against the US. In other worse, if Beijing decided to invade Taiwan, which they are now seriously planning, Bush would have to butt out and stay out. Their threat? Clever. If he keeps up his current nose-thumbing at Beijing, they will repeg their currency and dump all of their US treasury holdings on the market and never again buy any US paper.

This would be a devastating blow to our economy and the Chinese, and the world banking systems know it. If China did this, all the other countries holding American notes would very quickly follow suit so as not to be caught with increasingly worthless paper. I understand from a friend at the DoS that the note was civil but devoid of any of the usual diplomatic bs. In essence, Bush was ordered to butt out and stay out or the Chinese would at once carry out their threats.

Those in the know are horrified but many of wonder if Bush is even aware of this (he is told what his handlers want him to hear and nothing else…he never reads any newspapers or watches anything on TV but the sports programs…and no one at Foggy Bottom has any idea what to do.) It is well-known that the Chinese do what they say and if there is no Bush response very quickly, there will be hell to pay economically.

The standard threat from the Bush people is that we would cease doing business with them unless they followed our orders but now, the Chinese have been quickly opening up other markets to compensate for their anticipated loss of American trade and the DoS and CIA people feel that they have found more than enough support in Europe and elsewhere from countries that are outraged by the Bush drumfire of malicious threats. This man is going to destroy the United States economy all by his pin-headed self!

March 9, 2005

There are two topics under discussion these days amongst senior staff here. The first one is the fall out from the Gannon revelations and the second concerns itself with the ongoing military projects against Syria and Iraq. The Gannon business has been officially shut off in the media by general agreement except for people like tbr news and they are all hoping, and praying, it will vanish like s snowball in hell. There are really no revelations to come out of this with the exception of the question about why Bush and his people would knowingly hire such an unsavory person and openly patronize them for so long.

Rumors and jokes continue to swirl here in the White House and in the Press Corps about the connections, physical and otherwise, between Karl Rove's favorite anal masseur Jeff Gannon/Jim Fuckert and the famous trans-sexual drag queen "Ann Coulter." (Who is really Arthur Coltrane of Pickens County, Georgia, sometime scion of a hog-farming family headed by "her" mother, heiress Darlene Coltrane.) In defense of Gannon/Guckert and his revolting escapades, "Ms." Coulter, normally totally vicious toward homosexuals, instead gave Gannon/Fuckert a free ride, (so to speak,) and turned her/his viper's tongue on a dear lady old enough to be his/her grandmother, and said: "Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

If you think my letters to you are sometimes filthy, you should hear what some folks around here have to say about this trio's obvious sticking up for each other, (so to speak.) Everyone wants to know what is the business relationship between "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane, and "Ms." Gannon/Guckert, and "Ms." Karl Rove, also known down at the disgusting Glory Hole nightclub in Southwest DC by his after-hours private alias, Ivana Mann. Apparently Fat Karl uses a simple disguise to sneak in, then sheds it once he is inside. Some of the fruitbowls around here, (yes, this Administration is literally swarming with them, but we treat them respectfully as long as they do their job and don't harm anyone,) who have "encountered" Fat Karl down there in the Glorious Club's darkened private rooms, say he should use a couple of middle initials with that stage name, as in: Ivana B.A. Mann. They also say they would NEVER have sex with him -first, without his clothes on he looks like a scoop of grease from a tub of Crisco, and second, they are afraid of what diseases he might be carrying. For the record, a lot of the young, clean-cut, bible-toting pansies around here are quite good-looking. No doubt, just having them around keeps Fat Karl, and his sexually ambiguous boss the Antichrist, feeling young at heart.

The story that keeps getting repeated is that Bush only managed to conceive his two daughters under the influence of drugs and alcohol, and ever since he gave up illegal substances in pursuit of politics and the Christian vote, he regards Laura as merely the "lump in the bed next to him." (His very own words - on the record.) Poor Laura is not disliked around here - everyone feels sorry for her, because someday she is probably going to go down in flames along with her husband of the weak brain (and other organs too.) For the brainwashed and double-crossed Christians out there who feel a need to consult their Bible on this matter, they may read about the Bush White House: "A Whited Sepulcher, which indeed appears beautiful outward, but is within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness." (Matthew 23:27) How about that for a prophecy?

Meanwhile the salacious Gannon/Guckert story is all the rage in Europe and the Arab world. (The Press Room is an international place.) But the pimps and shills from the US media won't touch it - they may exchange filthy jokes about "Ms." Arthur Coltrane and Jim Guckert and Fat Karl in all those idle hours waiting to be told the latest lie from the Antichrist via Scott McClellan, but everyone in the US media is hoping to be approached by McClellan with open checkbook in hand, to be offered a propaganda piece for publication as "news."

The military plans have been in train for some time now and Bush and Rove felt that if George smiled while on his last trip to old and evil Europe and didn’t piss on their carpets, as he has done in the White House back when he was a soggy, fall-down drunk, then old and evil Europe would willingly send their own troops to police the increasingly dangerous Iraq and release US troops to invade Syria and attack Iran. It is well known here that Israel has been whining and demanding that Bush do this and he would love to oblige but there are certain logistical problems involved. Like no troops and little chance of getting any more. No draft and recruiting has tanked badly here. The Neocons are running around, hissing into the Imperial ear but in truth, there is little Bush can do right now. Bush sees this as perpetual war for perpetual peace but with the Mid Terms looming, Congress is being careful. And the Bush budget and the trashing of Social Security are also having serious trouble. After all, a good Congressman doesn’t want to get egg on his face with his electorate, get kicked out and lose out on all the huge bags of case the lobbyists drag around here on a daily basis…

March 7, 2005

I have heard that Helen Thomas' colleagues in the White House Press Corps are not taking Ann Coulter's vicious and typically arrogant pro-Hebrew attack on the dear old lady's Lebanese ethnicity well - she called Ms. Thomas "that old Arab." The Press Corps do not look kindly on the Ice Queen's sneering contempt for their colleague, who is a 60-year veteran and who has been a mother figure to everyone since they were greenhorns in the Press Room.

There is a rumor going the rounds of the Press Corps that in real life Ann Coulter is a man. He/she was once Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia, who went to Denmark when he/she was a teenager for a sex-change operation to become a woman, the operation being paid for by his/her wealthy and doting mother, Darlene Coltrane, heiress to a hog-farming fortune. The consensus about "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane in the Press Room is that ONLY a gay man could have such a vicious mouth on him/her. People are saying that his/her stunning blond locks are really a wig, which he/she got in a Copenhagen sex-toys and drag-queen supply shop, when his/her own hair fell out after the hormone shots took effect.

Having seen what makeup could do for drag queen Ru Paul, who in real life is a VERY plain-looking black man, everyone finds it not surprising that "Ms." Ann Coulter/Coltrane would have shunned his/her family hog-farming business for the brighter lights of the big city, since we have heard that without all that Danish foundation cream, he/she might easily have been mistaken for one of the livestock.

The killing of the Italian hostage expert and the attempted assassination of Giuliana Sgrena, is no surprise here. Bush himself loathes the foreign press whom he sees as “impeding” the very brutal actions of his troops in Iraq. More than a few of these journalists have been deliberately iced and more will follow unless and until they either toe the Bush party line or clear out of Iraq. AFP has especially drawn his wrath because he has an unswerving loathing of the French who dared to block his efforts over the illegal invasion of Iraq in the UN.

Bush is like the Bourbons: He learns nothing and forgets nothing. One of the top news people at CNN was sacked when he touched on this subject and this was because Bush and some of his top financial backers made it very clear that there would be an economic war with CNN over this exposure.

I have said many, many times that George W. Bush is a very petty, very vindictive and extremely vicious man towards any individual or organization that dares to oppose his wishes and if he had his way, the Internet would be shut down and his growing legion of critics jailed tomorrow morning. This man is not Hitler; he is the living incarnation of Ivan the Terrible or Caligula. If it were not for the controls over him by at least part of Congress and the bulk of the courts, (plus a very serious, and growing, disquietude at the highest levels of our armed forces) we would see prison camps, public whippings and the National Guard on every street corner.

I had dinner at the Hay-Adams the other night and a Senator (actually Republican!) told me the following funny story. He said that Air Force One with Bush and Rove on board, accidentally lost a wing over Kansas and crashed into a bean field. He asked me then, “Who was saved?” To my reply that I didn’t have the faintest idea, he responded, with a wide grin, “Why the American people!” And the Bush people consider this man to be a stalwart supporter!

The military establishment, the banking establishment, the East Coast establishment, a growing number of Congressmen and other members of the so-called power elite, are getting thoroughly annoyed and even frightened by the slavering fascists inside the Oval office. This Gannon incident is only a goad to their rising, and potentially very dangerous, anger. These people tolerate presidents as long as they do not interfere with occupations and profits but this nut is going too far. His global policies, dictated by a group of right wing crazies with total loyalty to the state of Israel, is ruining our foreign relations and, worse, trade. His fiscal policies which sound like something on an Internet nut site have done terrible and very probable long term damage to the US global and domestic economy. His frenzies to Christianize the American government is a raging psychosis that is enraging far more than the 49% who voted against him in the last election.

There are now ongoing discussions held in such places as the Metropolitan Club, the Cosmos Club and in private homes in the more exclusive places in the United States about removing George and his gang of faggots from power. Gays know, some of them tell me, that George “really doesn’t hate gays” for reasons I will not put down here but ought to be obvious, but is catering to the religious freaks from whom all political blessings flow.

Bush has been, and is being, the most divisive President in American history and probably the most personally corrupt. Rove’s brilliant control of the passive American media will stave off the coming deluge for a while but the longer it builds up, the worse the final results will be.

March 2, 2005

I must confess that I haven’t had so much entertainment in all my career working for the Republicans, both in and out of the White House and for various papers. This “Gannon” story has one half of the staff, the senior members, in a state of gibbering terror lest they be “outed:,” and the rest in a state of growing outrage.

We have a lot of Nice Christian People here working in the offices and they previously have had a great devotion to Bush but now, with the revelations about “Gannon the Male Whore” growing, many of them are becoming very disillusioned. I know for a fact that wealthy contributors are calling here daily, screaming about “Gannon” and the Christian Right is knotting itself in agony over this. They, who loathe and despise all gays, are absolutely refusing to confront the obvious facts that a rampant and self-advertising gay whore and procurer was the poster boy of the Republican Right for at least three years.

No one with an IQ over ten believes that the Secret Service, in checking over “Gannon’s” press applications would have missed what an army of bloggers discovered in ten minutes on the internet. Certainly, in all fairness, the majority of the staff here at the White House had no idea that “Gannon” was a raging faggot nor that there were others of the same persuasion in control of both the President and the staff here.

Rove is feared but loathed by most of the people here because of his absolute viciousness but now because of his “close association” with “Gannon” of the fake “Talon” agency, his reputation is rapidly declining and those whom he has trashed are now sharpening their knives for him. Oh yes, there were a number of us who knew the truth but we kept it to ourselves.

By the way, if, as is strongly rumored, Guckert even thinks about selling certain very confidential tape recordings he made with rampant but secret gays both here and in top circles of the GOP to anyone, he will be a dead man before the sun goes down.

Still, this pathetic whore had delusions of grandeur while he was here. Very close to George Bush and Rove, he thought he owned this place and although my fifteen year old son can write a much better story, he thought he was a real power. “Gannon” was a tool, from the first to the last. He was known to be a practicing homosexual but was hired on and kept because of this and nothing else. “Gannon” was, in essence, a high-level pimp for all the Republican gays in Congress and the government. There is even a very strong rumor that he was involved with Tony Blair and other foreign visitors and was encouraged to tape these encounters so Rove could blackmail them.

All of this vicious mess is very slowly but surely coming close to the President himself and the plotters and schemers are starting to twitch and sweat. Bush was reelected by the Moral Majority people and now that they are beginning to discover that they newly-minted God has feet of rotting clay, there is great discomfiture among the electorate and, very importantly, the Congressional mid-term elections are coming up and the fury of the conned Religious Right has the very real prospect of doing bad things to Bush-supporting Republicans.

Rove is, to be blunt, the evil genius here and, speaking as a Republican, something ought to be done about kicking him out of the White House and making him take most of his inverted staff with him. He is not only bringing terrible discredit onto my party but, in the end, on the nation as well.

Here is another piece of thrilling news, leaving the fudge-packers alone for now. A press release, concocted right here in the Baboon Palace claims that Porter Goss is complaining how hard he must work preparing lengthy and intellectual daily intelligence briefs for George Bush, who is an “avid reader” of such. This is puffery at its worst. Goss is an idiot and Bush won’t read anything but occasional portions of the sports pages. Next, the flacks here are working on a sickening but hilarious story about Our Beloved President’s work on a deeply introspective book on the Future of America. I have seen some of Bush’s original notes and memos and he has the brains of an earwig. But by the time Fat Karl the Eunuch gets through “enhancing” them, at least the secretaries can read them.

February 28, 2005

An absolute non-issue with the American print and TV media is the control by very powerful gays of the top policy levels of the White House. Growingly pointed comments inside the Beltway social clubs, homes and watering places about Karl Rove’s “good friend” ‘Jeff Gannon’ are being very thoroughly ignored by the mainline press.

There are two reasons for this crashing silence. One is the fact that a large number of powerful and wealthy Republicans are gay and do not want their wives and children to discover that they put on leather underwear and spend their spare time at the Eagle over on New York Avenue or getting rough trade action at the Crew Club. Fat Karl Rove was seen by one of my people entering a private homosexual orgy at a five-star Washington hotel over the Mid-Atlantic Leather (MAL) weekend last year. All the self-hating loyal Republican gays at the no-pants party, many of them Senatorial aides and military types, of course pretended they didn't recognize him, and who can blame them - imagine how repulsive Fat Karl must look without his clothes. The report that came back was that Fat Karl greatly enjoyed the supervision of a certain hairy 350-lb. Leather Dominator, who had won the Miss Virginia Daddy Bear title at the MAL festivities.

Karl used hang out at JR’s, which is on 17th between P&S, before he became so well-known. This is a “respectable” gay bar for discreet people who do not wear mesh panties, high-heeled pumps and wear terrible wigs. How many people know about these activities? In Washington, a hell of a lot of the prominent. But very few of them dare to open their mouths because of their own small problems.

Power seems to draw gays like moths to a flame.

Johnson’s top aide, Walter Jenkins, used to hang out in public lavatories, propositioning street bums but people like Rove, and others, are <>much<> more discreet.

This country is now completely and thoroughly run by a triad composed of Christian fanatics, sailor-chasing gays and rabid Likudists.

The Jesus Freaks are universally dimwitted and thoroughly obnoxious (except for the oh-so-sweet Ralph Reed…the eternally youthful Reed is in several camps)) but not numerous enough to be really dangerous (but one of their top creatures just loves to rub down muscular young servicemen, many of whom will never be transferred away from the fleshpots of the Beltway) and the gays are mean, self-hating elitists who have no problem bringing their sleazy lovers into the Imperial Presence. It is quite a coup to being a well-built Marine into the White House for a “private tour.” Most grunts are not sophisticated and seeing their host being treated with deference by security people and staff is a powerful aphrodisiac.

There is an expensive apartment, with mirrors on the bedroom and bathroom ceilings, over near DuPont Circle that certain powerful senators take turn visiting with their pickups. At least old Barney Frank is out in the open about his orientation but some of the others, many of whom we can see on CNN preaching and piously touting Family Values, twenty minutes after they have serviced a well-hung sailor in the security of the DuPont Love Nest, and pretend to love their wives while dreaming of the bulging and tattooed arms of a lumberjack from Montana. I could discuss other parts of the male anatomy but arms will suffice. For now.

The Likudists are the most dangerous of all because they are all deep-dyed and ultra fanatic supporters of Israel and they are in defacto control of American foreign policy. It is these creeps that are pushing Bush into a new war with Syria because they consider that country to be a threat to them. They manipulated Bush into the Iraqi Adventure for the same reason.

However, it must be said that Fat Karl the Eunuch was right there, hissing into the hairy Imperial Ear, that a wartime president traditionally could do no wrong and could establish all kinds of delicious controls over a possibly restive population. Rove supported the Likudists and engineered that very funny, and comically phony, ’Abraham Lincoln’ ‘Mission Accomplished’ farce.

Karl is very clever (see ‘Wag the Dog ‘ for more concrete examples) but a mean, spiteful and very vindictive creature whose self-loathing is equaled only by his total control over the weak-willed and easily led Bush.

When I get back a report I loaned to someone, I will be happy to discuss the background and current activities of Ken Mehlman, the head of the Republican Party and, like Fat Karl the Eunuch, a <>warm<> friend of the President…and others. Many others. And there are letters, too, and confidential reports. And more people to discuss with you and your readers.

‘Oh, what a tangled web we weave/ When first we practice to deceive.’

I know about these fag bars and cock emporiums because it is my job to make sure there are no scandals to disturb the Rabid Rove the Queen of the Republican’s goal of being the only political party in the U.S.. I personally have never been in a gay bar but people who work for me have and only because they are following certain interesting people. Eventually, all of this will end up in the print media and you can remember my discussions when that happens. Many of these unfortunates are eagerly in favor of a large army because it improves their choice of stud boyfriends .

Most of these creeps could be easily locked up but they say that punishing a homosexual by putting him in jail is like punishing a moth by locking him in a coat closet. And besides, who would run the country then?

Malice and disapproval aside, the real problem here is this: George W. Bush, supported closely by Karl Rove, was reelected as President of the United States on the so-called Moral Majority vote. In sum, Bush, via Rove, was projected as a moral man who would return a hedonistic America to the simpler virtues of a bygone era. This would be a moral crusade with strong religious overtones. Rove, who is brilliant if depraved, saw this and was successful. A large part of the American public, unhappy with what they saw as debilitating liberalism, abortion on demand, disgusting gay marriage and other forms of what they considered moral decay, put Bush back in office.

What will happen when these devout and angry people discover that their beloved symbolic President is just as bad as the evil, liberal Clinton? It was the Christian Right, financed by the weird Mellon heir, who harassed Clinton and got him impeached because of a seedy affair with the zaftig Monica Lewinski. Now they have to deal with rampant male whores prancing around the White House in consort with a small army of closet queens and all of whom very obviously have the ear, and the confidence, (and hopefully, that’s all they have) of their “moral” choice for President. Shakespeare said that hell had no fury like a woman scorned and from the letters and emails we are getting here, the duped and conned Moral Majority types are going to be a source of great trouble for Bush. How can this happen, you ask? After all, Bush has been elected for four more disastrous years.

The Congressional Mid-Term elections are coming up and betrayed and angry members of the Religious Right will not vote for Bush-type Congressmen and will either not vote or will vote out what they will see as co-conspirators and traitors to their cause. This is the very real danger and since the smelly and mangy cat is out of the bag now, all Bush and Rove can do is to try to find some kind of sensational disaster to cloud the issue as much as possible. (‘Al Quaeda-trained Eskimo terrorists have just blown up the Alaska pipeline!’)

In addition to exposing the freak show in the Monkey Palace, here is a bit more information for your mills to grind. I did not go to Europe with St. George but have access to the official, and unofficial, reports (I have connections with the tour) and you all might be interested to note that the so-called ‘New Beginning with Old Europe’ was a dismal failure. There were the obligatory press PR pictures of Bush smiling and shaking hands with various European heads of state but his goal, to have Europe send troops to Iraq so he could deal militarily with Iran and Syria, ended in complete disaster. The French treated George very coldly and he was told to stop threatening world peace and get out of Iraq.

Neither the French nor the Germans will send any troops to support Bush’s new ‘Drang Nach Osten’ and although the initial reports of the meeting with Putin are not all in, it appears that Bush got his tail caught in the door again. We know that the Oligarchy in Russia, made up of street punks, tried to sell the Russian oil and gas interests to a consortium of British and Americans but Putin put a stop to it. That’s why the American press rants about Vladimir not being democratic enough. In truth, the big oil people want back the money they paid to the now-defunct Oligarchy but Bush was, in essence, told by Putin to piss up a rope. Vladimir is a very dedicated and very capable head of state and his interests are, as he sees it, to advance Russia’s economy, not to cater to the whinings of George Bush and his oil barons.

The general feeling in Russian, French and German diplomatic, political and social circles is that Bush is a menace to world peace and ought to be removed from office before he starts a major war. There is already a major economic war raging with almost all of the world joined to shut down the dollar, spike the cannons of American dominant business interests and bring down, or neutralize, Bush and his cronies. This is all very well and good but all of this clandestine, and very effective, economic warfare will do terrible damage to the American people.

Bush frankly doesn’t give a damn as long as he gets his money in front. This has always been the way he has operated - borrowing money from family friends, gutting the business ventures they paid for and stuffing his obscene profits into his pockets… and overseas bank accounts.

More on all of this massive swindling later and in detail.

February 19, 2005

The internet anti-Bush people are completely right about the Karl Rove/Gannon love affair business. I have been repeatedly told by people on the inside that would know, that Rove, who is a closet queen, has had an affair with this creep (it's all over now thanks to the heat generated by the alternate media. )Karl likes to be dominated and Gannon, an ageing weight lifter, likes to be around the seat of power...if you will forgive a terrible pun. Also, Fat Karl is the one, informed sources have repeatedly advised me, that leaked the name of Frau Wilson to Novak.

Fat Karl will now abandon his boyfriend with speed and the entire Baboon Palace will try to start newsworthy trouble somewhere else to keep the boobery interested. The Scott Peterson business is behind us so the bet is that Michael Jackson’s new problems will be integrated with horror stories about the Iranians torturing kittens (a la Bill Frist) and threatening to nuke Mother Israel next Monday.

Rove is a very capable specialist at this sort of jiggery-pokery but if these stories keep building and irate staffers continue to leak out nasty truths, Karl might have to take a new job as U.S. Ambassador in Bangkok. Of course if that happened, Bush would curl up and die right under his desk in the oval office. The removal of Fat Karl the Eunuch would be the de facto conclusion of George W. Bush’s awful career as a political figure.

Remember, folks, we elected George but we did not elect Fat Karl.

Ever since the days of the Blodgett whorehouse, operating out of the Reagan White House, things just haven't been the same around the old Monkey Palace but Fat Karl is setting things right. Most of the professional staff there are entirely normal, if religious ninnies, but for the Elevated Few, things are different. They ought to wear green carnations on a daily basis.

Some malicious people have said that Bush is gay but I doubt it. George can't get an erection, let alone perform sexually with anyone, unless he is stoned and since he is now Pure for Jesus, we can leave him out of the Oscar Wilde Society meetings in the old Map Room.

This is not going to go away and I can see it as a lovely vehicle for outing all kinds of the Beltway prominenten starting with one Supreme Court Justice, several governors (all Republican) and at least one very prominent televangelist.

I personally do not care what lesser lights do for fun, torture of animals and child abuse excluded, (poor Bill Frist!) but a public official has to be held to much higher standards and, by God, ought to be!

This whole sordid and perverted business reeks like a forgotten and rotting crab in your car trunk in July. Such hypocrites! Here the White House people are, piously sucking up to the Moral Majority idiots and pretending to be Jesus’ Representative on Earth, while prancing around the People’s House in drag like a bunch of ageing queens during Frantic Hour at a Georgetown bar!

I worked in the White House during some of the Reagan years and I can tell you for a fact that there was more action in dark closets and back offices than in all of the gay bars in Greenwich Village. None of this ever came near to Reagan who would have thrown up if he knew about the sticky floors and used condoms tossed out of White House windows, to decorate the bushes, but it certainly existed then and it exists now.

If these sleazy hypocrites were not so pious about morality and purity, I might just shrug and give them a pass as I did once before, but as I said, they talk out of one side of their mouths and do quite the opposite in the same dark closets and little-used rooms.

Frankly, they all should be tossed out of the windows like the used condoms the poor gardeners had to shove into trash bags. But it would be better if, instead of tossing them out of the White House windows, (it’s only two stories after all) they would be better tossed off the Empire State building. From the 60th floor.

February 14, 2005

I can well imagine the squealing from readers of my recent comments about the basic stupidity of the American electorate. Kicked dogs yelp and I don’t envy you having to listen to their predictable wails of complaint.

I don’t know if this penetrated into the thick skulls of the complainants but for groups of people like the born-again ninnies, the dim-witted neo Fascist “Patriotic” types and other of their bands to actually believe that George W. Bush is going to actually address their needs is pathetic.

I well recall the visitors that thronged into the Monkey Palace before the elections. Marv Tweedle of the East Jesus, Texas, Eagle Shield Chapter of Patriotic Fascists for Bush would arrive with several other knuckle-draggers and, depending on how many votes old Marv could produce , would be met by a staffer. In a nice conference room, bugged, Marv and old Ernie McDingle would tell the staffer how they wanted every young American in uniform and fighting for their country; how anyone who neglected to take down the school flag when it was raining should be publicly whipped and so on.

The aide, who had a snitch sheet on Marv and Ern proving that they were two short steps removed from a street person, would nod sympathetically and eventually let them in on the information that President Bush was 100% on their side and when he got reelected, would pass this or that bill to further their cause. If Marv and Ern had enough voters behind them, they would actually be ushered into the Oval Office to meet with the Head Chimpanzee. Bush would enter, smile and give them his fake Texas Goodoldboy drawl. Nothing specific would be said because Marv and Ern were told not to mention a thing about what the staffer had promised because this was a secret not to be talked about. The Chimpster gave them about five minutes of his worthless time and out they would go, autographed (by machine) pictures clutched in their sweating palms to go back to East Jesus, Texas and their many voting friends with tales of wonder and joy. .

The identical scenario was repeated when the Reverend Bertil Willer of the Topeka chapter of the Church of the Aryan Redeemer arrived with his bowlegged wife and two Deacons. The Reverend wanted to know if Bush would stop any kind of abortion, promote Jesus in all the public schools and ban rock and roll. And the Harry Potter evil books. Curious George the Monkey would repeat the same performance he had with the Texas fascists, only the machine-signed pictures <>these<> Good and Godfearing boobies got had: “Yours in Christ” above the fake signature.

I have heard Fat Karl the Eunuch laugh about all of this tinhorn theater because Fat Karl knows that there is no way Bush could get Congress to pass a law banning the Constitution and replacing it with the Ten Commandments or to compel every American to have the flag tattooed on their immense and flabby buttocks.

Now, Bush was reelected by these star-struck morons and the chances of their cherished societal changes have gone a-glimmering into the gloaming. In other words, the boobs are shit out of luck. But of course Curious George and Fat Karl don’t give a tuppenny damn because they won and have four more years to loot the treasury, line their pockets and get even with society for laughing at them when they were nerdy, fat, pimply and drooling adolescents.

And those of the electorate who voted for George on these grounds get exactly what they deserve: nothing at all.

Now onto all this fuss about the Gays in the White House….If the Family Values idiots who elected Bush realized how morally corrupt this administration actually was, they would march on Washington with farm implements and torches. The President is a cocaine-snorting, impotent drunk who was made fun of as a spoiled child and hates everyone. His top aide, Fat Karl the Eunuch, was a pathetic, bloated nerd with inch-thick glasses and loathed by everyone in his high school. His own private life is so bad that if these Family Values people or the local Child Protective Services ever heard about it, Fat Karl would be toast. In fact, the inner circles of the White House contain some of the most corrupt people I have ever met and I would under no circumstances allow any of my grandchildren anywhere near them, ever. They are, most of them, polymorph and perverse and those, like Cheney, who are not, are greedy crooks out to loot the Treasury by any means short of physical armed robbery. As I said before, you get what you pay for and the boobs who voted this gang of thieves and perverts into power deserve exactly what they get.

The problem is, Bush and his fanatics have done terrible damage to the economy, have created divisions in the American social structure beyond belief, utterly ruined America’s world image and instead of practicing intelligent diplomacy to solve international problems, have threatened, bullied and harassed any individual or government abroad that has dared to object to codified torture, mass killing of civilians, hostile foreign reporters and enemies of Israel, practiced by this Administration on a daily basis.

Putting the despicable Gonzales into the Attorney General’s office is an obscene farce that attempts to legitimatize sycophancy and torture at the same time.

And when the deluded Right, both religious and political, discover that Curious George has played them for the trusting fools that they are, great will be the lamentations heard in the land. And George will go right on getting richer at out expense and we do not need to comment of Fat Karl’s pleasures.

February 12, 2005

The years of service in and around the White House and in various other official agencies, I have come to the inescapable conclusion that the American public are probably the most stupid tribe of hominids since the Neanderthals were forced into extinction by the Cro Magnons. I could send you, and you could publish, absolute proof that the Bush people knew to the day when 9/11 was coming (which they did) and no one would give a damn. As long as they could stuff food into their fat mouths, watch football or basketball games on the boob tube and have occasional sweaty and ill-executed sexual contacts, they wouldn’t give a fancy damn if George came out into the Rose Garden for an important rigged press conference in a tutu with lots of lip rouge. Not that that would surprise very many people around here and if Fat Karl the Eunuch joined him, waddling around dressed the same, staffers would just smile to each other and the public would express outrage and go right on babbling mindless mutterings into their cellphones while waiting for the tanning salon to open. This Administration is rotten to the core. It is venal, corrupt, vicious and holds the voters in utter contempt.

Bush is not a Christian and neither is Rove. When the Bible thumpers discover that many promises made to them cannot be kept, they will become very angry but then, Bush was elected and cannot be removed from office so he cares not about them. What happens when the obnoxious Brother Pat Robertson discovers Bush is not going to create a cabinet post just for him? The only promises Bush and his people will keep will be those made to the rich supporters in the business community. You can believe that. His special stockbroker friends are even now pricing homes in the Hamptons in anticipation of their astronomical windfalls when they are listed as the only designated firms that the “Social Security Investment Funds” are allowed to use. And how much of this windfall ends up in Karl and George’s pockets? About ten percent has been the norm to date.

They have bought the press in wholesale lots and committed other thoroughly dishonest acts because the hold the electorate in monumental contempt. The worst is Rove who constantly prowls, or waddles, around the corridors of power here making snide and vicious remarks about the “American boobery” and the “sucker brigades” until I have the strong desire to plant my large foot in his huge, flabby ass. As a humorous note, a group of rabid Jesus Freaks have asked Bush to compel the Academy Awards people to give a special Oscar to the awful Mel Gibson Jesus movie but, of course, Bush cannot do that because Hollywood is run by Jews and the movie spends most of its footage trashing them worse than something Goebbels could have created.. Maybe they can make Gibson the Gauleiter of Los Angeles.

February 6, 2005

As I recall, I gave you information on the pending US/Israeli attacks on Iran some time ago and you posted them. These were of course, plans. Now, Bush and Rove are pushing to execute them. There have been secret staff meetings with the British and most especially with the Israelis on this. It has been decided not to use a US carrier group stationed in the Gulf because we have suddenly discovered that the Iranians, with help from the evil Russians, are armed with missiles that could sink ten aircraft carriers.

The new plan is to use strategic bombing from bases in Italy. Turkey is out because we have been openly courting the anti-Turkish Kurds and they are very angry and we can’t use Saudi Arabia because the royal family is terrified of the consequences. Kuwait is being looked at and Israel doesn’t like this at all.

They will fight to the last American but have no problem egging us on and supplying various aircraft. They want us to flatten Iran and obliterate their atomic energy program. The problem with this is that the Iranians have so dispersed these centers that knocking them all out by a massive air strike would be impossible and it’s like three card monty. Which shell hides the rockets with the atomic warheads?

We do not have spies on the ground and the CIA’s local hires are useless. Bush has so enraged the Russians with his threats and attempts at destabilizing Putin’s government that they have poured all kinds of technical advise, advisors and certain weapons into Iran.

The Jews are using us to front for them and the Russians are using the Iranians to front for them. A nice proxy war.

The real war is an economic one which we are losing just as we are losing the ground war in Iraq. The Russians, French and Germans and probably the Swiss are working on replacing the dollar with the euro. The excuse will be the massive Iranian counterfeiting of US dollars. The second stage of this economic war will be to get the Chinese to ally with the eurobloc. China has been supporting the US Treasury by buying up their notes of which they hold billions. If they drop this and revalue their currency, not pegged to the dollar, it will be finis for Uncle Sam. Right now, deals are being made to supply even bigger markets to China than the US can offer and they are also playing the card that the US is supporting India’s economy as an Asian rival to China.

Bush and his fanatics are so dense that they are completely unaware of the long-term damage they are doing but we in the Monkey Palace get to see all the Real Reports as opposed to the faked ones Bush’s aides keep shoving under his nose.

Look for faked ‘domestic polls’ to come out soon (these have already been bought and paid for) that show Bush’s confidence level “soaring” with the American public and that the same believe that we have “won” in Iraq because of the “stunning results” of the useless election.

Civil war is about to break out in earnest there and we haven’t a clue. I told a Pentagon bigwig yesterday that when the whole thing caves in, Bush will put the blame onto the Army for lying to him and letting the American people down. He believed me and asked me for advise. I suggested that if Bush were no longer President, he could do no further damage to anyone. Point was well taken. These are certainly interesting times.

February 5, 2005

I see you are planning to use the CIA evaluation of the world political, military and economic future up until 2020. I have read this, which is available to the public through the GPO, and it is well written and thoughtful. However, it is widely optimistic in that it says all the pending disaster to global society will not occur for another ten years. This is very wishful thinking because many of the problems are now up and running and will happen long before 2020. The slump of the dollar and the elevation of the euro is actually upon us now, even as I write, and other problems are even more immediate. I have seen an NOAA report on the catastrophic melting of both polar icecaps that states, with great firmness, that the sea levels are now rising and in less than three years will have reached the point where high tides and storm-surges will to terrible damage to low-lying areas such as the American Gulf Coast, all of Florida, much of the East Coast, places like the Pacific islands, Bangladesh, Holland and other geographical areas.

If this is true, and it is, why do official books claim that there might be such a problem but that it is way off in the future? They do know better but consider that much very valuable American (and Dutch) real estate would be impacted. If this were commonly known, prices for Florida property, for example, would plummet and so the big real estate developers and local politicians have put huge pressure on Washington to keep a lid on this. They know about this disaster in the making and their aim is to keep it quiet until they can liquidate their extensive, and expensive, holdings and then put their rescued money into certain political pockets and other investments.

Also, the politicians in power who are sitting on all of this hope frantically that this collapse will happen after they are out of office and enjoying their ill-gotten gains up in the Rockies or other high points. I personally do not blame this; we call this business. But I would not buy a house anywhere along the coast of the United States where the mean elevation is less than ten feet. If this trend keeps up, and it shows no sign of slackening, a few more hurricanes will wipe out huge areas of Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, the Carolinas, the Tidewater of Virginia and onwards and upwards. If you live in an area that has been having serious beach erosion, such as Virginia Beach, and your house is only a few feet above the high tide line, my advise would be to sell it before this becomes well-known and you can’t give it away.

February 1, 2005

Two items of interest for you concern the legal attacks on Rumsfeld in Germany and the actual number of dead military in the Iraq campaign. First off, the President is livid with rage over the German court charges against Rummy and his band of trained assassins. An American group has filed war crimes charges against them in the German courts and both the White House and the DoS have actually threatened the German government with “serious economic reprisals” if they do not have the suit dismissed. The Germans have responded, saying that this is not a German government action and they are legally unable to shut down lawsuits in their court system anymore than Bush could stop a civil suit against Halliburton for wholesale fraud and deception in Federal court. The Bush people are so angry, they shout about this. Apparently, the Germans are being passively aggressive and are digging in their heels on this.

Let’s face it, kids. Because of Bush’s actions, we are hated all over the world. I suppose the flag wavers think this is great but it is not because there are serious financial risks to these nakedly aggressive and undiplomatic activities. It wouldn’t take much for the world market to discard the dollar as a medium of international exchange and if that happens we are all in for a depression that makes the 1929 one look like a tea party for florists. Rummy doesn’t dare go onto German territory lest he be snatched up and believe me, given the German anger at our threats, this is more than a possibility. How humiliating for Rummy! A nice picture of him wearing an orange jumpsuit with a number under his chin would be a delight. Notice that our press has shut up about this. You have to go to the foreign media to see anything about it. It’s wonderful to see how weak our press is. The reason their publishers can stand up without a spine is because their skin is so thick.

And as far as the death toll is concerned, I have seen the figures from the DoD and your estimate of 7,000 dead is a little high but not much. These slick shits rule that a soldier who dies either while en route to a foreign hospital or at such a hospital is NOT COUNTED on the daily lists. Also, a number of GIs have been captured and this is not listed and what especially is not listed and is strictly classified and forbidden to even hint at is that the rag heads have aced quite a few and cut not only their heads off but other body parts as well. The French AFP has pictures of some of the chopped up corpses, still in uniform, but believe me, we will never see any of these in the States. No paper would dare to publish them at the risk of losing all their advertising overnight. It’s so comforting to live in a free country. Which one? Certainly not this one.

Also, Bush hates Putin and all Russians (Congoleeza is behind a lot of this because she hates all Russians with a black passion) and is giving orders to Goss and others to stir up as much trouble inside Russia as they can. Dissident student groups and even the old Communists are being looked at as possible recipients of clandestine money to foment civil problems for old Putin. They don’t seem to realize here that the Cold War is over and we need oil and gas. Russia has it, so what do we do? We threaten them and try to clumsily interfere with their internal politics. Russians are not stupid and Bush is courting future disaster in this arena. Also, my friend from the next building showed me a long list compiled for the use of Karl Rove by Condoleeza Rice, our new Secretary of State, setting down the countries we wish to “democratize,” and the means by which we intend to accomplish this God-directed new Bush mission.

The drill is to locate dissident groups, students, outlawed political party members and so on, inside the target country, finance them through the CIA’s so-called Internal Corruption Program and then have a “peaceful and democratic” change of government. This is what was done in the Ukraine and here are the following target countries plus the sums of money set aside to stir up internal rebellion:

Russia
$150,000,000

Iran
$150,000,000

Egypt
$25,000,000

Syria
$5,000,000

Venezuela
$20,000,000

Cuba
$40,000,000

North Korea
$20,000,000

Myanmar
$12,000,000

There are also studies in this report that cover countries considered potential targets but not yet elevated to the active level. These include: the PRC, Mexico, Canada, France, Malaysia and Brunei. There is a fifty-page annex in which press coverage in support of these ventures in True Democracy is set down in detail. The plan is to have the major media put out “unfavorable” stories about target countries such as is being done now with Russia, and prepare for a media blitz just before the internal upheavals are scheduled to erupt. Wonderful people, Karl, Condoleeza and George. The political Three Stooges!

January 27, 2005

I have never in all my years in politics, most of which were spent in and around Washington, seen so much stunning stupidity and rank arrogance as I now see in the White House. Bush, who has insulated himself from the public with high walls and iron discipline and listens only to sycophants and toadies, honestly believes that he has a mandate…not from the American people which he does not, but from Almighty God himself! I have actually heard him say this and in my professional opinion, he is becoming very, very dangerous. Bush believes that whatever he does, he does in the name of and with the permission of God and that to question, thwart or criticize him is blasphemy. I realize this sounds like some kind of a rant but if you worked here on a daily basis and saw for yourself the sorry state that American leadership has fallen into, you would feel like outraged rants as well. Bush wants to invade Iran and Syria. Bush wants to have the Iraqi elections over on Sunday and has ordered that whatever the sorry and predictable outcome there, it be declared a “great victory for American-style liberty.” That bloody civil war is actually now raging there is of no interest to him. Once he personally declares victory, which is coming, then the troops are to be pulled out in spite of strong warnings from senior military officers in the field that utter and bloody chaos will reign. These troops will be “refreshed” and prepared for future wars.

Mark my words, George and the Likudists are iron bound to attack Israel’s enemies in that area with dreadful consequences, both short and long term. No one dares to voice any objections and as I have said before, the hothouse atmosphere around the Monkey Palace is sickening in its sycophancy combined with fanaticism. Rove wants to obliterate the Democrats, down to the last one, and replace them with a weird fascistic one party system and the others are sniffing about like curious and hungry weasels trying to find a way to build up their pathetic little empires in the shadow of the Second Son of God (as the saner, and more concerned, of us here call him.) with no regards for the obvious day of wrath that is clearly coming. We have become the Nazis of the Twenty First century but our repulsive, weak and suckass press is terrified to comment on it. In Germany, for example, irate and anti-Bush citizens (which, according to my figures here are about 75% of the population there) are going around their parks, sticking small American flags in piles of dog shit! And I could cite more disgusting examples of rampant anti-American feelings all over the world but children might read some of this and so I will refrain. As I have said before, it is not God Bless America now but God Save America.

January 23, 2005

One of the most cruder flim-flams of recent times is the Bush plan to “reorganize” Social Security. Our Beloved President has no interest in helping anybody but himself with this outrageous scam. The money he wants to have put into “savings accounts’ will be funneled through ‘official agents’ selected by himself on the sole basis of how much money they will put into his privy purse. If Congress is moronic enough to pass this, they will all be put up into the Japanese Cherry trees come spring by an outraged public. It is clearly obvious from watching him at work, talking with his top aides and reading confidential memos that Bush is a bigger crook than his friend, Ken Lay. And, by the way, Kenny Boy will never go to trial during the final years of the Bush administration because he paid Bush off personally when the latter was Governor of Texas and no one in the Baboon Palace wants him to develop a loose tongue.

I read a wonderful, very confidential, memo from the Secret Service recently which I will share with you. It seems that when the Bush family was in England, they behaved like Texas trailerpark trash. The funniest episode was when one of the slutty Bush children went to a pub to get sloshed, did so and during the course of her descent into alcoholic stupor, urinated on the pub floor and started screaming how much she wanted to perform oral sex on Prince William. The pub owner called the police and it took all of her Secret Service guards to get her up and into an armored limousine (the Bush family always travel in bulletproof cars these days) This report, from a British official source, stated that a very apologetic Secret Service guard indicated that they could not make any effort to stop the Imperial Daughter’s antics because they would be subject to instant dismissal by the doting and oblivious Emperor. According to this, one of the guards referred to the Daughter as a “f-----g slut” but then this is only a value judgment, not a fact. At least Prince William was spared the attentions of a charming and cultured young maiden commonly called The Python inside the Beltway.

January 21, 2005

This month in the Monkey Palace there has been much discussion of the article in the New York Times by Paul Krugman: in which he says: "There are only two things that could endanger Social Security's ability to pay benefits before the trust fund runs out. One would be a fiscal crisis that led the U.S. to default on all its debts. The other would be legislation specifically repudiating the general fund's debts to retirees."

The second statement seems to have put a bright idea in Our Dear Leader's small brain. He is apparently drooling at the mouth, at the prospect of how many kickbacks (board postions, speaking fees, advisory retainers, hot IPO tips) he can expect from Wall Street firms after he retires in 2008, if he "privatizes" Social Security. There is one small problem to overcome: Social Security is not bankrupt.

The Trust Funds, (four of them), fully invested in obligations of the U.S. Treasury, as of December 2004 stand at $1,686,985,126,000: Krugman is referring to Article 4 of the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which begins as follows:

"The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned."

The buzz down the hall is that if confirmed as Attorney General, Judge Alberto R. Gonzales intends to write an opinion for George Bush, which would let his boss propose legislation to allow the Treasury to default on its obligations to retirees, and also let his boss off the hook, if, as a result, the central banks of the world dump their dollars.

The rumor is that Gonzales intends to focus on the phrase "authorized by law," and to argue that the Constitution does not bar the President from sending legislation to Congress, proposing a default on the $1,686,954,876 of the Trust Fund which is invested in "Special Issue" T-Bills, IOU's written by the Treasury specifically for the Trust Funds. These Special Issue IOU's were issued by the Treasury over the years, to cover the use of working Americans' FICA paycheck deductions to give tax breaks to plutocrat friends of the President.

Not only that, but the Treasury might even be able to recognize this repudiation of its liabilities as income, thereby wiping out all Bush's deficits, and allowing him to claim record budget surpluses in his second term, trumping Clinton's record. (Who gives a damn that the cost is the retirement funds of a hundred million Americans?)

The danger is that if the Central Banks of Russia, China, Japan, and other nations, should see the U.S. Government repudiate their obligations to their own old folks, in order to manufacture a Social Security "crisis" merely in order that George Bush can have a sweet retirement, they might ask themselves, what is to prevent the U.S. Treasury doing the same to them? If they believe their T-bills are worthless pieces of paper, the stampede out of dollars and into other currencies will cause a Richter 10.0 earthquake in the financial markets. If that happens, Alberto R. Gonzales takes the fall, (with suitable compensation, no doubt,) and Bush continues to smell sweet like a rose.

You have to give Team Bush credit. The hallmarks of great criminal minds are that there is no trace of morality or conscience, that they think in terms of sums that stagger the imagination, and that the getaway plan is as important as the crime itself. Up to now, the shenanigans have been in the billions or hundreds of billions. Now they're thinking in terms of trillions.

January 14, 2005

I see the story about the censoring of the death toll in Iraq is having an effect on the Internet. I will dig up more facts for you but for the love of God, do not put down anything that would connect this ugly business with me.

Bush wants the elections to go forward so he can claim a spurious victory (in spite of a certain bloody civil war between the Shiites and the Sunnis with the guaranteed involvement of Iran) and then withdraw all of our troops in Iraq. They will be brought back stateside and given R&R time and then prepared for the new war on Iran.

This is lunacy but so is the basic thesis of the Bush government. The Iranians will fight, will probably nuke Israel at the first overt sign of an invasion, are in connection with the Russians and have millions more of citizens than Iraq.

Bush and his people, including Congoleeza Rice, have no standing in the world and are viewed everywhere as thugs, assassins and bullies. Any “adventure” into Iran to please our Israeli friends, would put the cherry on the sundae as it were. There would also be plenty of nuts on this sundae but then this entire administration is chock full of nuts, believe me.

And the ones that aren’t loonies are on the take and make Bernie Kerick look like Mother Theresa. Cheney is stuffing his pockets, Bush is stuffing his pockets and so are others at elevation in the White House.

The Imperial Inauguration is coming up and rumors that thousands will moon the Imperial cavalcade have everyone here on edge. People trying that will be arrested and probably, privately, beaten soft. More later…

January 12, 2005

Several interesting items, one only amusing and the other serious. The Bush people have received so many very serious death threats aimed at Our Beloved Leader that they might as well put a dummy in the Presidential limo on inauguration day. No one will talk about the volume and apparent seriousness of these ongoing threats and neither will they talk about the ACTUAL DEATH TOLLS IN IRAQ! You have been posting only the official figures which are not accurate. These OFFICIAL figures indicate about 1,400 are dead and perhaps 4,000 wounded. Actually, and I have seen the figures from the Pentagon, over 8,000 are dead and over 15,000 are wounded, some maimed for life…blind, missing legs and arms or with the prospect of spending the rest of their young lives confined to a wheelchair in a Vets hospital with a permanent piss bag tied to a leg.

This is the greatest secret and holds the greatest fear for the Bush people. If the public ever finds out the truth, they will lynch him and his fascist co-workers in about ten minutes. Already, parents are wondering why their son’s name is not on official lists and this number is growing every day. This is the real reason why Bush forbade any pictures being taken of arriving caskets at Dover. All even an idiot would have to do would be to count the daily supermarket checkout and the rat would be out of the bag. This nasty business has real legs and even the dullard Bush is terrified.

Rigid censorship has been clamped down by the Pentagon on any information and especially the following truly horrible news: The Arabs have captured a number of GIs and have tortured them terribly before chopping of their heads which they defile by dumping into a well-used latrine. Their statements are that since the US under Bush has ignored the Geneva Treaty and tortured prisoners of war and executed a number of them plus God knows how many unarmed civilians, they will kill every GI they capture. Beheaded and terribly mutilated bodies are quickly grabbed by special teams of GI undertakers, hidden away and sent home in sealed caskets or cremated in a large oven in downtown Baghdad. (Shade of Auschwitz!)

This is one of the reasons why there are so many suicides and so many desertions among the terrified troops. This really awful business is a top priority secret but I will make the shits happy by letting it out and if I can get the actual figures, I will give them to you, names and all, to post alongside the official lies. Why don’t you ask survivors to send you the names of their lost sons and husbands and then check them against the Pentagon Lie List? Better, publish the entire roster of Official Dead and ask anyone whose relatives, sons or husbands are not on it to contact you. You are in the position of doing all of us a great favor if you do.

January 9, 2005

Like the seabed off of Indonesia, we are having some subterranean movements here. There is a growing desire on the part of many Congressmen, Republicans and Democrats, as well as top level military personnel to put an end to the bottomless pit that Iraq has become. We cannot win there because we do not have enough troops and we cannot justify a universal draft. That is the basic idea. Congress is getting an increasing number of very negative remarks from their supporters about the continuing slaughter in Iraq, a possible draft, the Bush tinkering with and attempted destruction of Social Security and, among other matters, their disgust at the pending appointment of Gonzales the Torture Memo King as AG. Congress is up for mid terms soon and the public, aside from your trailer park and Jesus Freak trash, are becoming increasingly unhappy.

Strong rumors circulating on the web that the actual death toll in Iraq is almost 4,000 is not making Bush’s position any more secure. It’s funny but when he won (by a slim margin) I have never before seen such an arrogant, gleeful person. Bush does not understand politics and thinks that all America, except for queers, niggers and left wing crazies, (as certain high level White House personnel say in private) loves him. Nixon had the same position at the beginning of his second term and he really got up on his high horse and blew it. I can foresee Bush trying to sack the Pentagon brass because they are getting pissed off with his lunatic plans but the Generals are not cabinet members that do not please Imperial Majesty. The next few months will be very interesting. Bush will not allow the Iraqi elections to be called off and everyone here with the exception of Rove and Rice, can see that terrible chaos will result because of the internecine religious squabblings in Iraq. Bush thinks if you close your eyes and tap your shoes together, all will be correct. I have never seen someone as out of touch with reality as this man and it frankly is beginning to scare the hell out of many of us professionals…

January 5, 2005

Gonzales is a butt-kissing idiot but who knows what Congress will do about him. No one wants to be seen voting against the first Beaner AG although his activities leave a great deal to desire. Bush wants him in because Alberto will do exactly what Bush wants. Bush wanted to torture Arabs and Al broke his neck trying to find justification. He is typical of the toadies that Bush loves to have around, sucking up to him and licking him behind the ears. We would do just as well with Charles Manson in the job. People here say that anything is better than nutty John Ashcroft but Gonzales comes very close….the death tolls in Iraq are very certainly downplayed. I read an estimate that there are about 25% more deaths than are reported but since the DoD is responsible for the information, no one can really check on the accuracy. Everyone I have talked to put the real toll at over 4,000 dead and about 17,000 wounded and of these, about 8,000 are crippled for life.

January 2, 2005

Two items are causing problems inside the Baboon Sanctuary. The first one is Bush’s obvious lack of interest in the terrible death toll in the Indian Ocean and the other is the growing stink about the lavish Coronation Ceremonies to be held later this month. Our Sainted President doesn’t care if the entire country of Indonesia is now under water. They are, after all, curses Muslims and his Christian God is just ridding himself of heathen pests. There was so much global criticism of his obvious lack of concern or interest that his staff has been running around trying to make him look good. They have made many promises of huge sums of money for relief but bet on it, only a few dollars will actually be spent. The second issue is actually a riot. Bush thinks he has been mandated by God and since he cannot match a British Coronation, he can do the next best thing and strut his stuff like a ghetto coke dealer with a new Rolex.

That all of this ostentatious nonsense is in bad taste, especially with our economy about to abort and the suffering everywhere else in the world is obvious to many, many people, it is not obvious to Bush who rubs his hairy hands together and cackles with glee thinking of how much money will go into his own pocket. Oh yes, Bush is on the take. Has been for years. Kerik is his type of guy, being a liar, thief and influence peddler. I am afraid our Sainted President has a heart the size of a mustard seed. He has never gone to a military funeral for the young Americans his policy has killed and he could give a good rip for hundreds of thousands of dead and rotting Muslims. The fact that Europeans are among the dead does not impress him at all. There are media horror stories about surviving young girls being gang raped repeatedly but again, that is nothing that bothers us here. They are not Americans, not Christians and, especially, not voters.

December 28, 2004

Very occupied over the Holiday season but at least one comment for you: In view of the enormous, staggering and unreal casualty reports flooding in from the Indian Ocean, the enormous and very expensive showboating of our Bush’s Imperial Inauguration is in the worst possible taste. Of course the Bush people themselves are also in the worst possible taste so like cleaves unto like here…

Bush’s face is really starting to twitch thee days. We all know he has Medical Problems but I get more information about this from the Internet than I can inside the Monkey Palace… The latest is that the Administration wants to shut down the DoD casualty reports entirely. I doubt this will work but the pinheads will certainly try… Happy New Year to you and yours!

December 23, 2004

You all will be pleased to note, as was my wife, that I do not exist. I am merely another conspiracy lunatic badly disguised as a member of the White House staff. This is the official line now being taken because it is evident to the snoops around here that this part of your posting is getting so much attention. If you haven’t already gotten negative emails from “viewers” about this, you will.

We have a number of faked IPs that permit government stool pigeons to send out reams of pro-Bush and pro-government propaganda to sympathetic bloggers and right-wing websites. A false vox populi but sometimes effective. Also, the psychology boys are now busy inventing weird conspiracy theories to put out to the boobery to keep their minds off of the growing and deadly disasters now beginning to loom over the heads of the Administration such as the Iraq mess and the even more serious financial crisis about to ruin all of us. (Incidentally, I took all of our savings and put them equally into Canadian dollars and the euro. I am hedging my bets here.)

These bright boys, working with the Rove people, are starting stories about weather control, a new Ice Age, the spread of SARS, Mad Cow (but only in Canada as a way of punishing them for daring to harbor US deserters), weird plots to blow up US cities and so on.

These nut stories seem to have a life of their own on the net and are eagerly accepted while the real plottings can go on behind the scenes. There is no doubt that we are going to have a draft and after that, an invasion of Iran and Syria…if Bush , Rove and the neocons have their collective, evil, way.

Bush is going to privatize Social Security so his stock broker friends can reap rich rewards with the usual kickbacks for Bush and his closest aides. So to cover up these nasty doings, we can expect to see a flood of camouflaging radar chaff pouring out from down the hall from me.

I advise to you be careful of biting on any of this. People like you will be sent reams of what at first glance appears to be a red hot story. It will be completely fake and easily proven as such. Once you bite and publish, a paid pundit from the New York Times will publish a devastating refutation of it.

Let’s not limit paid pundits to the Times. The Baltimore Sun and the Chicago Tribune also have paid pundits on their staff as does the Los Angeles Times. They are all paid for this, except for the dim-bulb fanatics whom we find on most editorial pages, but never by the local privy purse. They get fat checks from “Institutes” and “Policy think tanks” that are entirely owned and operated by the current Establishment.

Of course the Democrats do the same thing but the Republicans have ever so much more money from big business interests that they can afford to hire the bigger names and set up the more distinguished-sounding “think tanks” and “Institutes.”

If you and your readers want to find out what is <>really<> happening in the world, I recommend the Asia Times, the Guardian and Reuters in England (keep away from the Times because it is owned by the Bush butt kisser Murdoch, ) Pravda has good articles but they are badly translated, Le Monde in Paris is good as are several of the Arab outlets. Also recommended is AFP.

If you read these daily news postings (and all are in English) you will very soon discover the degree and extent that the US media is completely controlled.

Your habit of mocking Pentecostals is not making you any friends in that bitter and unproductive area either. Another ploy is for bogus “Veteran’s groups” and people who sign themselves “Patriotic Ex-Marine” who will write hundreds of emails calling those who object to the mindless bloodletting in Iraq as “traitors” to the American people (for ‘American people’ read, ‘George W. Bush’)

Unfortunately for the activities of these proto-fascist creeps, the actual truth is so pervasive and so compelling that their effort only seem to influence the feeble-minded…Anyway, have a Merry Christmas and remember that God sent His only begotten Son down twice: once two thousand years ago and secondly, only recently. One Son of God was born in a stable and the other went to Yale…Walking around the offices in the White House and, occasionally, the RNC, I can only think of the Jukes and the Kallikaks…

December 22, 2004

Mounting rage in the White House over the mess tent bombing in Mosul. The public is infuriated that terrorists could penetrate into what is billed as a secure military base and blow up a mess hall full of troops having lunch. There is mounting pressure on Rummy to resign but Bush does not want to let him go. Talk about Rummy authorizing torture of Iraqi POWs but In fact, the orders for this came straight from the Oval Office. If Bush fires Rummy, Rummy might reveal this little piece of nastiness and Bush would look worse than he does now. This reminds me of Nixon’s second term in more ways than one. Bush was strutting around the Monkey Palace, boasting of his “stunning victory” over the evil Democrats and thinking he had four more years to further destroy this country when he started to discover that the next four years would not be a cakewalk. Eventually, he will go too far…I think he already has…and the citizens will yell to their Congressmen with the result that Congress will either rein Bush in and clip his wings or risk a public revolt that would result in their being pried away, kicking and screaming, from the lucrative public hog trough.

Also, Bush’s Rove has made many promises to the Jesus Freaks, promises that cannot be kept. They are now beginning to bitch and whine about his perceived inaction and eventually, they will turn. The economy is shot to hell but it will be Iraq that will get him. There is a lot of real nastiness out there and torture and murder is only part of it. Rampant corruption is something else. I thought members of Congress are bad…don’t drop a hundred dollar bill in the Capitol rotunda when Congress is in session or you will be trampled to death in the rush…but Bush himself has no problem stuffing money into his offshore bank accounts. I said it once and I will say it again: This is the most corrupt administration since the Grant one. Well, I am keeping this short and dare I wish you and yours a Merry Christmas?

December 18, 2004

The axe is being sharpened for Rummy. Why? Arrogant at the wrong time and place. Bush’s hatchet man, your basic arrogant bully with power. Rummy is not stupid but like the others, wears blinders. Yes, he approved torture and other nasty business but he was acting on Bush’s orders. Bush keeps him in office because Bush can rely on him and if Rummy talked, Bush would be charged with war crimes. One hand washes the other. But, Rummy is antagonizing everyone and Congress is getting testy. Also, his cavalier attitude towards his troops is not doing anyone any good. Complaints to Congressmen, especially before the mid-terms, are always effective. Sooner or later, Congress, Republicans and Democrats (with the exception of fanatics like the weird Frist and DeLay) will find it more advantageous to take care of their own careers instead of building up black points being Bush’s Reichstag. If George keeps up his idiot games, look for a procedural revolt in Congress…just enough to let the Perez know that he does not own Congress. No, Rummy will go and some of us hope he will be so pissed off that he will leak out some very bad things about Bush. Rummy is a saint compared with the loonie Congoleesa Rice but she kisses the Bush ass often and passionately and, unless she tries to unilaterally invade Russia, her pet hate, she will have to get well into the term before she makes so many gaffes that she, too, has to be tossed out….

As far as Iraq is concerned, there is real trouble brewing insofar as morale is concerned. Desertions, faked mental problems, “accidental” gunshot wounds to feet, etc. are way up and rising. Falling, on the other hand, are recruitments. The peasants are screaming that very aggressive recruiters are doing everything but kidnapping their teenaged sons and we will hear more about this blatant business before much longer. The Likudists are panting for a draft but they are living in some dream world of the kind inhabited by people divorced from any kind of pragmatic reality. They want a draft to realize their dreams of an Imperial America (who will protect Mother Israel against all comers) who is intended to replace the now-defunct British and Roman Empires. These miserable creatures remind me of the dwarves in the Ring series of Wagner or the creatures in the Tolkien books. When you lift up the rock, they squirm in the light. No one elected them yet they are implementing a foreign policy that will cost many young Americans their lives and their health.

December 15, 2004

A number of interesting items here. We have a legion of so-called “intelligence agencies” reporting to White House staff on all subjects of interest to them and national security, in that order. Most of them go off all over the place like a Special Olympics track meet but recently, we have seen a certain amount of agreement on the issue of Muslim terrorism aimed at the US. All agree that really terrible acts are unquestionably being planned, ranging from the use of so-called “suitcase bombs” to bioterrorism.

And is there a solution, besides nuking all of the Arab states? Yes, our agencies all report that in their considered opinions, threatened terrorism could stop in one day…on one condition. The condition is that the United States step back from its unconditional, and often blind, support of the far right Likudists now in power in Israel, step back and become strictly neutral. By that, we do not sell, or in the case of Israel, give, weapons or support to either side.

Washington said this at the beginning of the Republic and the advice is as good today as it was then. I have read paper after paper stating that the sole reason we are now under attack is our unconditional support of Israel, a state that has no scruples about spying on us and when it suits them, attacking us militarily ( the USS Liberty is a prime example). They can do nothing for us but a great deal against us and we are now seen as hand puppets for the Likud. All of the top neocons are Likudists and many are actually Israeli citizens who always put that country’s interests ahead of anything else.

The result of this buckling under to political and economic pressure is that we will for a certainty be attacked domestically and probably with terrible results. The other caveat is that we get the Hell out of Iraq and leave the Middle East strictly alone.

Another suggestion from three agencies is that we stop needling Putin and trying to rip off Russian oil. We will not get away with it and we need Russia far more than it needs us. It is obvious that major US oil interests, with the eager help of the Bush people, are not going to grab control of the oil and gas of that country. Better, everyone says, to make peace than fight a permanent war against this country, a war that can only increase.

Of course Our Beloved Leader is so narrow minded and so much under the control of the weirdos from the neocon movement that such an idea would never reach his hairy ears and if it did, he would have trouble making any sense out of it. Still, there it is and if you think about it, remember the Bible verse about taking a dog by the ears.

December 9, 2004

Bush is doing himself no service with this Kerik business. This was Rudy Giuluani’s quid pro quo for helping Bush in his campaign. Bernie is a street thug and when you put creeps like him around money you have a formula for disaster. As head of Homeland Security, Bernie will be able to really feather his nest. Every one of his agents will have to have a Taser and he and Rudy are financially involved with that company…and others with whom DHS expects to do extensive business. Of course, Bush himself is far from honest (if he ever visited my house and I let him in, I would keep a close watch on the silver spoons).

Well, by now you have read over the smallpox material. Frightening, isn’t it? If you post it (you will have to cut it down somewhat) there will be those who scream that it is all lies. Most of the facts are up on Google except for the salient fact that our vaccine is worthless. When that comes out and when the public realizes that Bush has been having all of his staff, rich supporters and key people vaccinated and to hell with the rest of us, there will be real dung flying into the fan….The forthcoming Imperial Inaugural in January is a terrible, tasteless farce. The Bush people are extorting millions out of the rich boobery for “Special Moments” with God’s Anointed. A quarter of a million buys you the esteemed honor of having Bush himself and his Stepford wife actually stop by your table, shake your hand and hope he remembers your name. God, can’t you see the pictures in your local paper? Of course a White House photographer will snap the Imperial couple as it stops by your table and copies will go to the Bad Seepage Daily Movement so all your friends at the country club can eat their hearts out. This will be the most lavish ceremony in the history of the United States and at a time when Bush and his wife ought to be visiting hospitals and giving signed pictures and a piece of old candy to mangled young GIs.

This is exactly the sort of thing that went on in France just before the Revolution. Bush hasn’t a clue, believe me. Some of the professionals here in the White House are getting nervous and wondering about job changes. There are indeed a few political pros here, mixed in with the fascistic neocons and the Jesus Freaks but we are badly outnumbered.

December 8, 2004

Because a physical joint US/Israeli attack on Iran is not feasible at the present time due to military troop level problems and too much advanced publicity (the USS Kennedy force has been withdrawn from the Gulf. Both her skipper and executive officer were suddenly removed from command for “Special Reasons”) the White House is now turning up the press pressure cooker. The media is now to run a series of ongoing articles about Iran’s “human rights record” and the potential danger she poses to the “free world” (for this read Israel) We are going to get the recently-emasculated CIA to increase spending to the Iranian dissidents, many of whose leaders are now in safe houses in Washington.

The planned limited US/Israeli air strike on Iran's well-dispersed nuclear facilities would certainly cause international outrage (which Bush really doesn’t care about, having nothing but contempt for every other country but England) and the Pentagon studies conclude that such a strike could bring about retaliation against the massive concentrations of US troops now in Iran to “protect the election.”

We know here that Bush and his people are growing more and more eager to start withdrawing troops from Iraq by the middle of next year. The real reason for this is that Bush wants badly to invade Iran, and later Syria, and simply does not have the troops for it. GIs thinking they will be going home are in for a rude awakening as will be their families. Bush doesn’t give a damn about this because he got reelected and could care less what families think. A man who has never gone to any military funeral for the men his actions have killed would care less about what he terms “just limited and temporary” unhappiness domestically. The undertakers, at least, are making money.

The Administration’s main beefs with Iran are that they have a viable nuclear program that could (and probably has) produced atomic weapons. Also, Iran is trying to influence the Shiites in Iraq and are also giving cubic money to Hezbollah. This latter has infuriated the Sharon people who have put the destruction of what they see as their biggest treat on the front burner. There will also be the public BS that some of Osam bin Laden’s “top aides” are now hiding out in Tehran.

Condi Rice is the biggest pusher for increased PR pressure on Iran but her pet love is some kind of Biblical destruction visited upon her obsessively hated Russia. The CIA’s Voice of America and other propaganda outlets are gearing up for massive programs to undermine the Tehran régime and in short, use the same tricks they did in Georgia, Chechnya and now, the Ukraine. The CIA already operates a Persian-language radio service, Radio Farda, which broadcasts to Iran 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Last week, Condi and other rabid hawks held a private meeting in the Monkey Palace with the top leadership of American Jewish groups. The main purpose of the meeting was a consideration of the Palestine problem with Condi pushing for “bigger and longer” walls and perhaps the deportation of all of the Palestinians to the Gaza strip…by force of course…and the subsequent seizure of the now-abandoned Arab homes and businesses for new Jewish settlers. This would make for better containment and the harsh conditions in Gaza might hasten the disintegration of the Palestinians as a viable community. Sharon’s people are delighted with Condi’s plans and Bush is in full agreement with this but is only a silent partner at this point.

The Franklin matter came up and it was agreed that both the White House and the top media people would keep the lid on this. A major columnist, yet to be chosen and bribed, will do an op-ed piece on the fact (“leaked” to him by the usual fake “highly reliable inside sources” ) that the FBI could actually find nothing wrong with Franklin and that the material Franklin gave to the Jews, both in the US and Tel Aviv, were actually “unclassified policy studies” of no strategic value. Then the matter will be considered over and forgotten. Actually, Franklin worked with top neocons and gave the Jews crates of high-level White House and Pentagon situation papers with Cosmic-type security classifications. In short, Franklin, who was well-paid for his treachery and will get to keep his ill-gotten gains, gave away the farm insofar as alerting his friends in Israel to our very top policy secrets. And, it is felt, a great deal more. Still murky but there is something very big and nasty down there in the dark pond. But if the Bush/Israeli people have their way, it will be a very dead issue.

Also, I am forwarding to you tonight, a précis of a very high level report on bioterrorism ( an attack on the US using smallpox..) The original document, which has the highest classifications, would be a real bitch to scan and forward (it runs to six hundred pages) came from three reports: The CIA, the CDC (which is entirely in the Administration’s pocket) and a British intelligence source. (Also highly classified and designed for their leadership alone.)

It will scare the hell out of you and, hopefully, your readers. And the terrifying fact is that it is a certainty and that nothing can be done about it. There is a projected dieoff in this country alone of nearly 70,000,000 people when this gets going! There are absolutely no defenses against it, the government having deliberately destroyed huge stocks of effective vaccine. We know with absolute certainty that terrorists have the smallpox virus, obtained from crooked Russian officials., and although we do not know at present which group is planning to use it as a bioterrorist weapon, we do know for certain that it will be used against us and probably within the next six months. (The winter months are considered the peak months for a widespread dissemination of the virus.)

December 6, 2004

If you want to do a book, that’s fine by me but don’t expect me to show up for a book-signing tour with Borders Books. Men in black suits with little crosses in their coat lapels would show up and shoot me dead while chanting verses from Psalms.

I will send you some really lovely documents you can put into the text but since you don’t know my name, put down anything you like. How about Russell Bush, the Cousin No One Talks About?

Now, down to more serious matters. First of all, I have written before about the incredible security precautions to be taken here for the Imperial Inauguration in January. I am sending you part of a DHS bulletin that will back this up. I can’t send you the Secret Service directives because to publish them would result in immediate and furious reactions and probably visits from the flat of feet and pointy of head.

There will be more security in and around DC than Hitler ever had at one of his rallies. Everything but the Nazi flags and goose-stepping SS men. There will be Coast Guard watches over all waterways around Washington, Air Force units on instant readiness (unlike the very odd and highly suspicious total lack of concern on September 11…in spite of many important warnings of an attack) with antiaircraft missile units in place all around the Beltway, on the ground and especially on the roofs of buildings around the Capitol and the White House.

On the ground, heavily armed Special Forces units everywhere, waiting inside Federal buildings to emerge and “deal severely” with any organized crowd activity directed against the Head Chimpanzee. And I mean the orders are, and I have seen them, to drag protesters outside the view of the public and especially the cameras and beat the shit out of them.

Bush and his Gestapo have not forgotten the last inauguration wherein people actually had the nerve to hoot and jeer at him and, far worse, to hurl vegetables and other objects at the Imperial limousine. My God, you should have seen our Beloved President’s face when blunt objects thundered down on his car!

He was as white as a KKK sheet and his mouth was hanging open in shock. Top speed to the White House and he had to have a soothing shot before he wet himself. ….

And this is really funny and entirely predictable. The Christian Right is somehow of the opinion that since they, and they alone (with the help of Jesus and Almighty God…the Virgin Mary is not in their pantheon) elected Caligula for another term, he owes them big and he is now expected to deliver on his vague promises, made to various Christian Right leaders, in private of course, before the election. This long list is howlingly funny, or would be if it weren’t serious. Here is a copy of at least some of the more obnoxious items on their wish list that I have culled from all the papers around here:

1. Abolish and criminalize abortion

2. Establish Creationism in all public schools

3. Declare Christmas a “True Christian Holiday”

4. Base American law on the Ten Commandments, not the Secular Constitution

5. Make any kind of homosexual activity a criminal offense

6. Censor any and all media material they deem to be pornographic or offensive
7. Send missionaries to Iraq and other occupied countries to Christianize them…by force

8. Declare a Christian Crusade as quickly as possible with the aim of converting the world.

9. Work with Israel to demolish the Arab mosques and rebuild the Temple of Solomon

10. Declare Sunday as Christ’s Day and shut all retail businesses down for that day

11. Institute the Tithe in the United States where 10% of the worker’s checks go to Jesus (them)

12. Ban forever any kind of Satanic Rock and Roll and make it punishable to air or play it

13. Set up a Cabinet post as Religious Coordinator

14. Stop the publication of any and all Harry Potter type Satanic books. Abolish Satanic board games

15. Immediately quarantine any and all AIDS victims as drug abusers and rampant queers

16. Abolish all secular media programs on Sunday and Christmas and replace with religious ones

17. Require heavy prison sentences for any and all drug abuse.

18. Reestablish old sedition laws to prevent displays of anti-Government sentiment anywhere

Now it should be obvious that Bush cannot even discuss any of this in public or he would be impeached or much worse. He knows it, Karl “Chubs” Rove knows it and so does every one else here in the Monkey Palace not on Prozac. The catch of this is that if Bush does not conform to the Celestial Party Line, these chinless geeks will turn on him with a vengeance. They are very good haters, (they hate everyone but themselves) and very soon George will have to either cater to them (which he cannot do and is absolutely impossible) or he will be Evangelical toast. Poor Curious George.

He will have the increasingly vicious war in Iraq (which is now descending into Nazi-like outright war crimes) on one side and the rabid, screeching Jesus Freaks on the other. I don’t think the next four years will be healing ones for anyone and George will be well-done on the rotisserie of the Fires of Hell.

Unfortunately, the rest of us will have to cook too because George is going to take us all down with him. If God were indeed All Seeing and All Merciful, He would take George to His bosom with diligence and dispatch.