January 2, 2005

Two items are causing problems inside the Baboon Sanctuary. The first one is Bush’s obvious lack of interest in the terrible death toll in the Indian Ocean and the other is the growing stink about the lavish Coronation Ceremonies to be held later this month. Our Sainted President doesn’t care if the entire country of Indonesia is now under water. They are, after all, curses Muslims and his Christian God is just ridding himself of heathen pests. There was so much global criticism of his obvious lack of concern or interest that his staff has been running around trying to make him look good. They have made many promises of huge sums of money for relief but bet on it, only a few dollars will actually be spent. The second issue is actually a riot. Bush thinks he has been mandated by God and since he cannot match a British Coronation, he can do the next best thing and strut his stuff like a ghetto coke dealer with a new Rolex.

That all of this ostentatious nonsense is in bad taste, especially with our economy about to abort and the suffering everywhere else in the world is obvious to many, many people, it is not obvious to Bush who rubs his hairy hands together and cackles with glee thinking of how much money will go into his own pocket. Oh yes, Bush is on the take. Has been for years. Kerik is his type of guy, being a liar, thief and influence peddler. I am afraid our Sainted President has a heart the size of a mustard seed. He has never gone to a military funeral for the young Americans his policy has killed and he could give a good rip for hundreds of thousands of dead and rotting Muslims. The fact that Europeans are among the dead does not impress him at all. There are media horror stories about surviving young girls being gang raped repeatedly but again, that is nothing that bothers us here. They are not Americans, not Christians and, especially, not voters.