May 9, 2005

Your articles about Gannon are creating a terrible stir, both here in Washington and all over the world. One Russian website has been publishing the entire series and some of the comments are attached for your information. No one quite knows what to do about all of this. It was hoped that it would vanish because the slavish and sycophantic media was guaranteed not to touch it. First of all, I note that I am actually gay and really Jim Gannon. I notice in looking through Google that both the Voice of the White House and tbrnews are actually Nazis! Don’t worry, next week some other slopehead will come out with the rumor that both of us have sex with the mothers of our own children! The accusations of homosexuality aimed at the President have Rove in a snit. Strong rumors here in the Fag Palace are that some old tart will be dug up who will claim that our virile and hemannish Prez actually had a steamy straight affair with her some years ago. This was before Gorgeous George got married and now that he has Jesus as a Friend, he is ashamed of being such a virile stud but Jesus, and his wife, have both forgiven him. As I understand it, the brood mare hasn’t been settled on but when she has, and money has been paid, we can expect an obedient White House-hired blogger to breathlessly reveal the Hidden Truth to the entire panting world. God, this is more fun than dropping live and thrashing frogs in boiling water!! Here are some of the fun results from the Russian website…