May 14, 2007

The top man at Justice is quitting, Gonzales won’t because his daddy wants to keep him, Blair has left and Brown, according to my information, wants nothing to do with Iraq and thinks Bush is a nut case. We just had another fake “terrorist warning” which is considered a joke around here, the death tolls in Iraq are climbing and Bush’s approval ratings are reaching the 0 level. I have spoken with a number of Republican Congressmen and they all feel that the President is a candidate for the funny farm and soon enough, they will all desert him in a panic. The Democrats are afraid to go too far with Bush because the evil Karl Rove has the dirt on many of them and threatens to expose them. Shades of Colonel Hoover! Growing rumors inside the Beltway that some time ago, a very senior CIA official gave away thousands of pages of documents to a writer, mainly because he was getting soft in the head. Now, they might surface. What’s in them? God knows. Murders, embezzlements, drug sales, whatever. It gives the increasingly useless CIA something else to worry about. The military brass at the Pentagon are muttering about removing Bush who, they believe, has ruined their military beyond repair. ‘Christ,’ one General said to a few of us on Sunday, “the beaners could invade Texas and we couldn’t do a fucking thing about it…!’ The Hebrews are yelling that we aren’t doing enough for Mother Israel and Russia just aced Cheney’s oil plans by grabbing up the oil for themselves. He is not happy and a few more slaps in his face and Dick the Prick will have a fatal pump attack. Not too soon, I say. I feel sorry for the maintenance staff that has to clean up his carpet after they wheel him out in a zipped-up rubber bag...