August 23, 2004

I spent several hours with one of our staff just returned from Iraq and got the following, really awful story from him. It appears that electricity is an on and off again matter in Baghdad. Also, note that it is very hot in Iraq this time of year. What does this have to do with anything? Just this. A GI gets killed here. Shot by an Arab. He lies around until someone can pick up the body and transport it to the centralized mortuary. Where it lies around until the corpse, or pieces of it, are identified. Then it does not go into a refrigerated area because there really isn’t one. The body goes into a rubber body bag and from that, into a steel military coffin which is neatly sealed shut. By this time, the occupant is pretty well gone off. My colleague tells me, and I hate to even think about it, that according to GI staff members, very often no one really knows what corpse is in what coffin. These are taken out to the Baghdad airport, put into unrefrigerated storage areas for shipment back to Dover. By the time the dead arrive in the States, they are very long gone and the coffins are shipped directly to the local mortuary where the deceased lived. Of course stateside, they are kept in the coolers but by that time, it is past necessity. Local morticians are given official strong suggestions that they not open the coffins and in most cases, they do not. In one case I was told of, the family wanted to put keepsakes in with their son and husband but when the box was opened, two of them fainted, the stench was so bad. It later turned out that instead of a Caucasian son, they had an African-American daughter to bury! The government apologized to the livid parents and will cut them a check. The family was told the U.S. military had no idea where their son and husband actually ended up. One of our sick editors asked his man from Baghdad if he got any pictures! Some people have no taste and I hope you are reading this!

No one with more than a 10 IQ believes that we have won in Iraq. We set up a government of handpicked Quislings (most of whom are being paid by the CIA) that are hated by the average Iraqi and the resistance is growing more proficient and worse every day. Senior officers are of the opinion that we ought to get out while we still can. It’s the general feeling that the sacred mosque under siege is going to be blown up, either by them on purpose or us by stupid accident. If and when that happens, holy hell will break loose amongst the Shiites and anti-US activity will really take off.

August 14, 2004

What did I tell you? The Democrats were outing Republican gays and threatening to go after gay members of Congress, both House and Senate. They started doing this, a lower level first with the understanding they would “move right up the ladder,” until they got into Bush’s top echelon of advisors. Rove, a nasty and vicious true Christian activist, then decided to show up the Democrats and his people set up and nailed the Democratic Governor of New Jersey. This was to be a two-pronged attack: First, humiliate the Governor and force him to either resign or pay off the Rove people (have to make it somewhere, buddy) and second, if he would not be blackmailed, to force him out before the November elections and rig an election so that the Republicans could have another state house. I said this would be very ugly before it was over. Rove himself is not gay but he has other personal habits that are probably much worse. Look for the Demos to nail Rove and remove him from Bush’s side.

August 12, 2004

Because it is known at the White House that I am Jewish, the following information was given to me by a sympathetic Christian lady. There is a so-called “think tank” called the American Enterprise Institute (AEI). It is very active in support of very right wing Israeli causes and is the breeding ground for many of the neo cons that direct US foreign policy. It is also considered an army of the Likud and very supportive of Ariel Sharon. AEI has been “funding” certain important Administration figures with large grants designed entirely to either buy their support for Likud activities or to keep them in line. For example, Cheney’s wife got a $125,000 “grant” from AEI and there are others. The Republicans, outraged that a number of prominent GOPs are being outed for homosexuality, have gotten a nice Jewish boy to out the Governor of New Jersey. If this mutual outing goes on, there will be many vacant seats in Congress, believe me. Billions of “aid” dollars and money supposedly held in trust over the sale of Iraqi oil has been looted by members of this Administration. I mean outrageous pocket stuffing.

A report, heavily classified and For Eyes Only (but Xeroxed) states that over a billion dollars has gone Dixie and there are questions about certain firms with specific connections to both Perle and Wolfowitz are front and center in the, never to go anywhere, investigation.

Remember that Bush favorite, Douglas Feith was charged with being an Israeli agent of influence and booted out of his sensitive position. He did return after Bush grabbed power. The Israeli’s have managed to get into a system called MAROON SHIELD that consists of Sensitive Compartmented Information on NSA and CIA functions and agents in the Middle East. This program includes Sensitive Compartmented Information (SCI) intelligence on NSA and CIA operations in the Middle East and around the world, including technical details of how the NSA intercepted microwave communications and information on the highly classified MAROON SHIELD satellite intelligence system.

August 9, 2004

Here are some bits of candy for you and your readers. You will be hearing much about certain “important terrorist revelations” allegedly obtained from the laptop of a “top alQuaeda” operative that was “captured” in Pakistan. Don’t believe any of it, children. One of my sources in the Monkey Palace has shown me an evaluation that states that all of this has been faked from old intercepts by the Special Collections Service in Beltsville, Maryland, who have faked other “Osama bin Laden tapes” This concocted “intelligence” was then stuck into a Dell laptop put together in Austin, Texas and sold to a reliable Pakistani stool pigeon. This has faked “Osama bin Laden” material on it and the White House has built a great propaganda campaign around it. The gist of the faked messages is that there will be an attack in the US just before the elections. Remember, you heard it here first!

Bush is desperate to find an excuse to postpone the election because the Monkey Palace’s private (and very accurate) polls show Bush below a 20% approval rating! In this election, the younger voters are very probably going to vote en bloc and be instrumental in booting the creep out. Bush and his people detest blacks, gays and any kind of liberal plus all Catholics. Karl Rove told a secretary that “all Catholic priests are a pack of queers” and referred to the Catholics as “mackerel snappers.” Wonderful! I wonder what they have to say about us Jews? While on the subject of electronic matters, I suppose you know that the US, through NSA, electronically tracks all prominent heads of state from France, Germany, Russia, England, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Iran, Turkey, Spain and Canada and monitors all of their personal and governmental conversations. Speaking of the NSA, they are supposed to maintain and monitor spy satellites that dot the skies. Fact is that due to carelessness and general inefficiency, most of these surveillance satellites are totally inoperative between 50 to 75% of the time and many countries know exactly when a spy satellite is due to pass overhead (because the Russians know the tracks and have passed this information out to certain putative Putin allies [pun intended]) so hide things until they are out of range. Another multi-billion boondoggle shoved off on the public. The fact that the satellites were not working is the reason that the Indian and Pakistani A bomb tests were not observed. Wonderful how They are Protecting us!

August 6, 2004

This is going to be the filthiest Presidential campaign in history, bar none. We get serious “pep talks” from mid-level and even senior White House staff members. Most of these are sick, vicious people who are like the type Hitler loved. (A nice nickname in my newsroom for the Prez is ‘Adolf Bush.’ My senior editor said, ‘Hitler had his Poland and Bush has his Iraq.”) Bush started out filled with arrogance but now he and his boys are running very scared. Real, not faked, polls show him with a below 20% approval rating! They are going to put out a release on Kerry claiming his dad was CIA (which he was) and then tie this to the 9/11 intelligence failings. Remember the Robert Hansen case? The senior FBI official who worked for the Russians? You may not know this but Hansen was the top FBI computer man with access to all the US intelligence systems. He spied on DIA, CIA, the Pentagon, the White House, of course the FBI and a host of other agencies tied in to the DoJ computer system. He became a good personal friend of Judge Freeh which caused that worthy to take a very early retirement. Believe me, this man knew everything, I mean everything, and passed it all on to the Russians. And did you know that the Russians sold him back to the US for double what they had paid him over the years? The CIA bribed an SVR official to give them the dirt on H. just to embarrass the FBI (who had in turn embarrassed them over Ames) If the Company hadn’t done this, H. would still be draining away all of our top secret data and passing it to Moscow. The FBI had no intentions of “outing” him because of the embarrassment and in-house efforts to track down a suspected more were severely discouraged by Freeh himself!

These people all hate each other and are not, repeat not, going to work together. They have told Bush to fx*! off with his “Intelligence Czar” nonsense and that will go nowhere, believe me. Beltway turf wars are bloodier than the Tarawa campaign and there are no prisoners taken. The CIA is threatening to release the bank account information (the black accounts, not the white ones) of top Bush people who have hundreds of millions of stolen bucks stashed in Swiss and offshore banks. The price of silence on this fun and games is to give up any idea, genuine or not, of revamping the Intelligence community. On the other hand, several other alphabet agencies are planning to ambush senior CIA operatives with really nasty leakage. Murders and drug connections are prominent.

Someone with CIA -connections is now “outing” gay Republicans in public and this is causing spastic colon here. So many “straight” and respectable men are trembling in their clubs now. There are more practicing gays among the Republicans than there are in the entire Frisco Castro district and that is saying something. Bush &Co had better be careful about their pit bull attacks on Kerry because that is a sword that cuts both ways. I will send you under separate cover a list of the bank accounts. Everyone is leaking everything now and it’s a reporter’s paradise on earth. The barn is on fire and the frantic rats are biting each other trying to escape! Look for some really big-name defections soon...